The misery was however allayed with plenty of Malay jokes which courtesy of those three fellas, I understood and what's more, I managed to surprised them with some nifty linguistics with colloquial Malay swear words combined with dirty parts. Aye, t'was the dirty jokes that kept us going and going even though the steep incline towards the suspension bridge promptly claimed the girls.
Words cannot describe the feeling when you get up onto the treetops, 25m above the ground below and howling gales blowing into your tired faces. So that's how birds feel, no wonder we build planes and aspire to live in the clouds. Somehow, the problems we face in the world below fade away when we have our noses poking into the upper reaches of the atmosphere. Anyway, we took some crazy pictures on the bridge with quirky yoga poses (saluting the sun and the ohm pose) as well as wacky double chin shots. Oh the fun we had! Guys, we should do this more often!!
At the top of the world...
But argh, my legs hurt and my beloved yellow Addidas are now fraying coz of the tough hike through mud, granite and gravel...but it looks nicer somehow...
Had our dinner and lepak (chill out) session at the Adam Road Hawker Center and Serene Center respectively. Laughed till our tears rolled with Ismail's bashful recount of his love conquest and phrases for amputated body parts to dripping cocks. Haha, the guffaws were were as full flowing as our Coke Floats. Indeed, I liken Malay phrases and words to lego blocks - you can connect them to form new and funny phrases everyday.
Learnt a new Indian phrase -
Nan Unei Car-Di-Lik-A-Rain (this is purely by phonetics!!): I Love You
Courtesy of Nani and after endless bouts of Bollywood.
Jason's List of Malay building blocks - build yer own swear phrases!! (Phontics here, spelling may be wrong)
puki - chee bye
peh peh - also means chee bye
mer lay lay - dripping (this one's hilarious)
mak - mother
manis - sperm or it can mean sweet
masam - sour
konek - dick
seks - sex
per lanchap - to wank
malam - night
setiap malam - every night
jilat - to lick
kemaluan - genital (formal form)
kau - you
saya - I / Me
aku - me
busoh - smell
macam - to be like
jahad - evil
hisap - to suck
To illustrate how easy to build Malay phrases, here's an example.
May I lick your privates? is spoken as "Boleh (Can) Aku (Me) Jilat (Lick) Kemaluan (Genital) Kau (You)?"
See how easy it is to string phrases together?? You just need to know the basic building blocks aka the words (even if they are close in meaning, when they are put together in sentences, the whole idea can still be brought across). Haha...have fun with your Malay, folks!
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