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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

The Perfect Union

Worthy hero, the days of darkness when we battle loneliness and an empty four walls as well as unwashed dishes will soon be officially over. Behold! This quest should you choose to accept it shall not be done alone. Find a partner (ahh, I see that you have already got one) and venture forth to procure the services of these brave individuals to fight this war with you.

To complete this quest, seek out the souls, items and locations below:

Professional Photographer: 0 / 1
Stylo-Mylo Tailor: 1 / 1 Complete
Competent Make-up Artist: 0 / 1
Fun Florist: 0 / 1
Band of Brothers: 5 / 5 Complete
Best Man: 1 / 1 Complete
Enchanted Wedding Bands: 2 / 2 Complete
Local Tavern: 1 / 1 Complete

Get ready these items and people and come back to me and I shall pronounce thy quest complete. You have slightly less than a year from now. Go forth and when you doth return, you will have learned much.

May the gods smile upon you!

Rewards

You shall receive

1 x Wife 2 x Parents-in-law

You may also receive

2 x Children 1 x Deficit Bank Account

*Done in true blue World of Warcraft quest box style...Argh! I got less than a year to go...OMGWTFBBQ!!!

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